Where did my husband get the money to give all my friends pearl necklaces?

He's just been giving them out like crazy. He is so generous and thoughtful but I'm wondering if he has some money stashed away that he's not telling me about. Everyday he comes home and tells me another story about how he made another one of my friends happy. How much does a necklace like that cost anyhow?Where did my husband get the money to give all my friends pearl necklaces?
Your friends are working the expense, er, off for him...





And do you know it took me years (YEARS!) to figure out what that song meant? I would sing it whenever I heard it and then about a year and a half ago I was sitting at work and it came on the radio. So, as I have always done, I started singing along. Then BAM! It hit me what they were alluding to. I turned 7 shades of red and skunked off to the ladies's room where I was seriously contemplating staying, I don't know, forever! I wondered why my boss gave me an odd look when I proclaimed, quite loudly, I LOVE THIS SONG! ';....Wanna pearl necklace!....';


Jesus, I'm an idiot. lolWhere did my husband get the money to give all my friends pearl necklaces?
Make a deal with your husband; anytime he gives any of your friends a pearl necklace, he has to give you one too. I'm sure he'll be glad to show even greater generosity by dividing his resources with his lovely wife. In fact, I guarantee he'd be glad to start giving them to you too. He sounds like a sweet guy.





My husband knows I'm not so much into wearing jewelry, but I do like pearls. Whenever he gives me some, I make sure they stay in my box. If your husband starts giving you a lot of pearl necklaces, you might want to find a box to keep yours in too.
thats extremely odd. If my husband did that even to impress me I would be mad. what kind of job does he have, if theyre real than they are expensive. why is he giving your friends presents like that? would you buy his guy friends expensive gifts? Im not that generous.
Why is he being so generous to his friends? did he give you a pearl necklace? about the money maybe he's selling drugs, ask him you have the right to know.
I would worry more about where he's putting those pearl necklaces.
He may have had to pay them for the necklaces.





Either way, I wouldn't worry.
Reported! (Kidding)
Perhaps the world is his oyster so just clam up about it.
hahaha I hope your joking if not you need to go on urbandictionary.com and look up ';pearl necklace';
LMAO, their givin him bj's and hes blowin it all over their chest so it looks like a pearl necklace. He might not need a lot of money depends if hes payin or not
It would be my pleasure to give you a pearl necklace.
why is he buying them anything in the first place? he should be using that money on you if you ask me.
He must be tired...having to come up with all the extra, um, money to get all those pearl necklaces!
I see


what you did there.
Hehehehehe , ask for one yourself.


They wash off.
where is your pearl necklace? LOL
lovenECON has a point-thats the first thing i though when you said Pearl necklace! lol!
At the sprem bank
no seriously is this a joke?
he probably won them from a machine at a fair =P lol

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